June 2009
Banana and Cran-grape.
Going against my usual policy.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you...
Today consisted of:
VBS, which consisted of children who:
purposely eat food off the floor.
make-out with their feet.
have six-year old cousins that have had sex.
do not like chocolate or ice-cream.
Crazy Cake-related happenings concerning:
walking down Saba.
giving the finger.
running down the canal.
being chased by “two of the biggest guys [he’s] ever seen”.
Murder...
I’m blue da bu dee da bu di if I was green I would die.
Trust me, I’m practically a professional at this.
Running around town.
I don’t like feeling like all I want to do is sleep.
For once everything is fixed when I return, only for a massive explosion to erupt.
No, I didn’t just take an almost six hour nap.
Trying on clothes wears me out.
I just saw a little boy with Spock eyebrows.
Words shared, tears shed, memories forever remembered. Realization is setting in. My blessings are innumerable.
I expected you to know.
Don’t feel up to this meal. Not a gourmet eater.
I do not appreciate clumped ice.
“Half not as funny.”
Conventional.
Cannot compute.
Forever waiting.
Why is it so meffing hot?
Yesh, -56.60.
“We all have ability. The difference is how we use it.”
– Stevie Wonder
Hello Monday morning.
Want home nao.
Loathe gown shopping with a fire of a thousand suns.
Finger Licking, ha.
“You have to get your bottled water… … And cookies.”
Houston for a Father’s Day semi-family get-together.
Family movie and dinner for an early Father’s Day: The Proposal.
Matchy-matchy. How coot.
Strawberry Cream Santa.
Up b4 eleven. Whoop.
Important Things…
2MuchShugar.
